英语新概念教学材料(doc 12页)

英语新概念教学材料内容提要：
Joke：
A  Woman in the bar
A woman in the bar wants to do the plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.” The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?”
“ Just rub toilet paper between them.” 
“ How dose that make them bigger?”
“ I don’t know, but it worked for your ass!”
————新概念英语二册  bar
Hairdresser
Hairdresser:  “Did you have ketchup with your lunch, sir?”
Custom:     “No I didn’t . ”
Hairdresser:  “In that case（既然如此）, I have slipped with the razor.”
___________新概念三册  case.
A: Lend me fifty
B: I have only forty
A: Well, then let me have the forty and you can owe me the ten.
_____新概念二册L3
Examining the X ray, the doctor said, “Not a thing to worry about. You should lived to be ninety.”
“But Doctor,” the patient said, “I am ninety.” “See? I was right!” the doctor said.
_______新概念一册L103 exam 或者是L63 看病

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